Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.

Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!

Predumptial Fart by Buddahrid January 23, 2009

prenutial 

the pre jerk sesh before you hang with a girl

Yo, Rossua, you gonna get that prenutial in before you see her?

prenutial by eschh December 12, 2010

prepuptial 

An agreement re: getting a dog (originally heard on NPR).

As part of deciding to get a dog, the family negotiated a prepuptial agreement.

prepuptial by Lis-El March 14, 2010

prenaptual agreement 

To come to an understanding that having sex does not mean having a relationship. Usually needs to be explained to the female half.

Are you banging her ?
Only once, we had a prenaptual agreement.

prenaptual agreement by larry h January 6, 2008

prehumptial agreement 

Noun. The consent provided between adults prior to engaging in either casual, friends with benefits, or meaningless sex.

Similar to a prenumptial agreement but with a different line of business.

AKA 'the prehump'

I told him not to get all crazy after we hooked up. It was all explained during the prehumptial agreement.

prehumptial agreement by dubyabejay May 18, 2009

prehumptial agreement 

A written agreement before intercourse

Bill and Jane signed a prehumptial agreement before engaging in intercourse

prehumptial agreement by thearauser May 1, 2020

prenuption 

Similar to a prenuptial arrangement prior to marriage, if you are adopting another person (typically if that person is an adult) and you want to make sure that after the adoption they will have no rights to your financial fortunes, you ask them to sign a prenuption

I'm adopting my friend at work, so that I can get some time off for family leave, but I'm not letting him sue me for any of my money. So I'm asking him to sign a prenuption agreement.

prenuption by CJ Husky April 23, 2024