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Preheated oven 

When you fart into a blanket and then give it to someone while the smell is still in it.
My wife kept trying to take the blanket from me on the couch so I gave her a preheated oven.
Preheated oven by Nemes1sr230 December 6, 2016

Preheat the oven 

When a person applies warming lube in the vagina or anus
I was going to preheat the oven but remembered it causes severe pain and anal burns.

Oh no! I preheated the oven, get it out!
Preheat the oven by Big bangs September 7, 2010

preheat the oven 

An alternate term for going down on a girl. Most commonly used when talking to others in a public place.
Duder 1: "I can't believe you took that fat girl home last night? Did you preheat the oven?"

Duder 2: "Oh you know it dude. It was sweet like honey."

Duder 1: "Wow man that's so dope."
preheat the oven by westfalia December 11, 2009

preheat the oven 

to perform sexual acts before having sexual intercourse.
i.e. handjobs, blowjobs.
"Ay man- Do you know if Naomi preheat the oven?"
"Yeah, thats what i've heard."