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POO-LAY-AS. The kind of friend that requires an abnormal normal amount of text messages to agree to something. The Pouleas will often try to switch plans already agreed upon by the rest of the group. The Pouleas tries to change plans and make it seem like it was your idea, not the Pouleas’s. Sometimes the Pouleas will send so many texts that even if you agree with the Pouleas, the Pouleas will twist these texts against you and try to confuse you and then blame you when either the Pouleas or yourself doesn't show up. The Pouleas is notorious for being late even when the Pouleas sets the plans.
"We were all supposed to meet up last night, but our plans got Pouleas'd at the last mintue. Now the Pouleas is blaming us, and we're still starving,"
Pouleas by mel_akas80 May 17, 2013
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Roley Poley Throat Punch 

When a flacid cock is rolled into a ball, and is put into a girls mouth causing arousal the cock shoots out into the back of the Throat. WARNING: may cause strep throat
“I gave my girl a Roley Poley Throat Punch last night, and she still hasn’t woken up. You could say that punch was a knock out.”
Related Words
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poulet noir 

black mans cock
"she enjoys poulet noir!!
!his cock is like poulet noir!

dirty pousey 

A stank vagina that has seen a bit too much cock and looks like an old baseball glove freshly oiled. Also refered to as a musky cave.
Damn that girl has not changed her pink pannties in over a week, she must have a dirty pousey!
dirty pousey by monkeyfuck August 4, 2007
1. French term for chicken.

2. Slang for prostitue; slang for whore.

3. A person unliked by many because they dress revealing

4. Insult to a female
1. "What a freaking poulet!"

2. "Hey, poulet, wanna have some fun?"
Poulet by rrryannn February 10, 2010
that guy is so pauley
pauley by brendan p. May 30, 2008

Steven Pauley

Famous celebrity, an Elkview West Virginia native,known best as an award winning show choir performer and for his fabulous costume designs.
Id drop my man in a second to get my hands on Steven Pauley or one of his outrageous costumes.