The aftermath or "afterfap" of your masturbation session. The usually brief and heavily awkward moment right after you had a pleasurable orgasm where you now have to deal with a huge load of regret for beating your meat along with the irritating "clean-up" process involving you waddling like a penguin to the nearest tissue box.
God fucking damn did I feel guilty as fuck during my post-fap, but ends sure did fucking justify the means because I literally cummed higher than Old Faithful.
by GoldEvil911 July 27, 2014
Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch
by poizunman December 29, 2011
When you get home from a stressful day and need to relax, so you bust one out and take a sweet nap right afterwards.
by hyjack February 23, 2016
by Zalixar November 19, 2009