2 definitions by poizunman

Post Fap Clarity

When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick

Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch

by poizunman December 29, 2011

A sandwich one hides in their desk at work to consume at any given time, usually eaten in secret when someone has much work to catch up on.

"Man, I had to work during lunch, good thing I had a Desk Sandwich otherwise I never would've made it."

by poizunman August 4, 2012