2 definitions by poizunman

Top Definition
When one comes to his senses after fapping and ceases to think with his dick
Guy 1: Dude, did you text Katie?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Why not?
Guy 2: When post fap clarity kicked in, I decided not to text that bitch
by poizunman December 28, 2011
A sandwich one hides in their desk at work to consume at any given time, usually eaten in secret when someone has much work to catch up on.
"Man, I had to work during lunch, good thing I had a Desk Sandwich otherwise I never would've made it."
by poizunman August 03, 2012

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