When a couple is engaged in anal sex and she shits all over his dick twice and he gently slides the shit off into a jar and microwaves on high for 8 minutes. After microwaving he then puts said shit jar into the refrigerator for half the night. When frozen he wakes up his girlfriend and asks her to eat the shit and cum popsicle. After girl does not want to eat shit/cum popsicle, he then bangs her over the head with the frozen jar filled with the mixture, and then flees to Portugal, until the authorities arrive.
Jack: Dude, I heard Danny totally pulled a Portuguese Chocolate on Havan.
Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
by PortugeseChocolateBitches November 2, 2012
Not putting in enough fuel to save money, which later bites you in the ass because you need to refuel again
My brother’s flight had to go back for more fuel during a second reroute because the airline did a Portuguese fill during the first stop in Columbus
by Jew by Four August 30, 2021
by Magashagger July 16, 2019
GMC or Ford Crew Cab model trucks with 4 fullsize doors. Seating for 6 with a full front bench. Favoured by the Portuguese community as they can fit 6 landscapers as well as all the gear in the box and on an attached trailer.
Tiago: Hey Nuno, are you riding the bus to work?
Nuno: Nah mang, I'm riding in Portuguese Limousine.
Nuno: Nah mang, I'm riding in Portuguese Limousine.
by nunoz1985 June 17, 2010
An article of affectation used primarily to denote the event in which a Portuguese youth with poor grades achieves a stable, labour-intensive, blue collar job with little to no income mobility or prospects for occupational advancement.
The term "Graduation" is bastardized here, as while the Atlantic Trout-fishing, lemon tart-eating Portuguese are generally a smart and industrious people, they have notoriously very little academic prowess or notable institutional credential.
Therefore, sporting a very low GPA and other under-average psychometric percentiles, a portuguese will be said to "Graduate" directly into the work force. This is the rough equivalent of a non-Portuguese achieving an academic certification as enumerated by a public institution, (i.e. high school or post-secondary), and being equipped to pursue lucrative, white-collar work.
Alt. A 'Portuguese diploma' or a Portuguese 'Bachelor of Honors.'
The term "Graduation" is bastardized here, as while the Atlantic Trout-fishing, lemon tart-eating Portuguese are generally a smart and industrious people, they have notoriously very little academic prowess or notable institutional credential.
Therefore, sporting a very low GPA and other under-average psychometric percentiles, a portuguese will be said to "Graduate" directly into the work force. This is the rough equivalent of a non-Portuguese achieving an academic certification as enumerated by a public institution, (i.e. high school or post-secondary), and being equipped to pursue lucrative, white-collar work.
Alt. A 'Portuguese diploma' or a Portuguese 'Bachelor of Honors.'
EXAMPLE 1:
Paula: "Oh vey! My Little Fabio is so grown up! He just dropped out of senior year at Meadowvale High to start brick-laying with local construction worker and drywalling 235!"
Luis: "That's my boy! I'm glad we invited everyone over for his Portuguese Graduation."
EXAMPLE 2:
Carlos: "Oh vey! I was looking at Lorena's student transcript the other day...
She has a GPA of 2.1 and wants to drop out of college to study cosmetics instead of Mechanical Engineering.
Neilla: "Yep, she's on track to becoming the loudest hair-stylist on the East Side after her Portuguese Graduation."
Paula: "Oh vey! My Little Fabio is so grown up! He just dropped out of senior year at Meadowvale High to start brick-laying with local construction worker and drywalling 235!"
Luis: "That's my boy! I'm glad we invited everyone over for his Portuguese Graduation."
EXAMPLE 2:
Carlos: "Oh vey! I was looking at Lorena's student transcript the other day...
She has a GPA of 2.1 and wants to drop out of college to study cosmetics instead of Mechanical Engineering.
Neilla: "Yep, she's on track to becoming the loudest hair-stylist on the East Side after her Portuguese Graduation."
by PerpendicularSecantSoldier November 1, 2020
Usually have a huge penis. Known around the world for the dicks. They are 3rd in the world in average size. The republic of congo is number 1 and number 2 ks ghana
by Thekilaaaaaaa January 5, 2014
1. n. An act in which a man squats over the face of another and rests his testicles on the eyes of said person who is lying on his or her back. He then takes a loose dump down the throat of the other, whose mouth is agape.
2. n. A large amount of wet dirt tumbling down a hill or mountain in Portugal.
2. n. A large amount of wet dirt tumbling down a hill or mountain in Portugal.
My girlfriend and I were caught in a small village after a Portuguese mudslide, and she asked me to give her a Portuguese mudslide.
by Ronald Peperoni October 22, 2009