1 definition by PortugeseChocolateBitches
When a couple is engaged in anal sex and she shits all over his dick twice and he gently slides the shit off into a jar and microwaves on high for 8 minutes. After microwaving he then puts said shit jar into the refrigerator for half the night. When frozen he wakes up his girlfriend and asks her to eat the shit and cum popsicle. After girl does not want to eat shit/cum popsicle, he then bangs her over the head with the frozen jar filled with the mixture, and then flees to Portugal, until the authorities arrive.
Jack: Dude, I heard Danny totally pulled a Portuguese Chocolate on Havan.
Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
Jim: Yeah man, I hear they're looking for him in Portugal.
by PortugeseChocolateBitches November 2, 2012