Postabating 

Continuously posting by yourself on an Internet forum.

Man where did everybody go I feel like I am postabating here in the TOAK.

Postabating by Uncle Chesterwood December 22, 2014

Portabating 

The act of actively masturbating in a Porta John.

Mike: "Jamal the security guard was caught portabating during work hours."

John:"Wait, he was caught actively masturbating in the Porta John?"

Portabating by Nothinseasyroundhere January 8, 2021

Porpulating 

The feeling you get when youre over tired or havent eaten in a while. You get punchy, hyper, goofy, and giggly because your body begins to run off of its natural and reserved sugars

im acting so goofy, i must be porpulating bc im so tired

Porpulating by saiiormn91 July 18, 2010

Portalingus 

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

Portalingus by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

portalizing

The act of hacking and/or taking ownership of a portal in the game Ingress

I went portalizing this weekend and took over 3 portals

portalizing by MightyMomNom March 27, 2015

portalling 

wanking

peter is portalling over gemma( jamie's gonna kill him)

portalling by shexeh shhaushageshs June 29, 2011

Postalbating 

When someone is sure that they aren't receiving their mail because everyone who walks by is a thief, as well as inferring that the mailman is incompetent and lazy. Thia leads to checking the mailbox every 15 minutes, with a bunch of whining about the check he is expecting,

When we finally got the new heavy duty locking mailbox, James stopped postalbating so much.

Postalbating by googalewski November 7, 2015