2 definitions by Dr. Richard P. Staunch

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A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.
Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.
by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 05, 2011

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Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.
I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.
by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 04, 2011

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