Screwing up a computer so bad that it's only function is a giant paperweight
His computer was port-fucked by the repair shop
by LandLine June 29, 2006
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To rape as of anally, or by insertion to or penetration of the anus with a long sticklike object.
Dude I totally portfucked this hot bitch last night!
by Hitmen May 31, 2004