Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.
Bobbi thought she’d make a great porn star but her greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and her problem with anal leakage made her a real Porno No-No.
by anti-christ superstar November 24, 2008
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slang. something totally over the top, showing off, posing, maybe even innapproriate
"thats a bit porno", "theres no need for that, its just porno"
by jd October 13, 2004
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being low on money/ being broke. Originally used to describe shitty movies that have the same budget and production values of pornos without any actual full frontal nudity, it is also used in everyday situations when someone is strapped for cash.
dude 1: you want to hit some bars

dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget

dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka
by nalimoNIPPOn October 5, 2009
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similar to fuck me boots, porno shoes are shoes that women wear, typically worn by women in porno flicks. They're usually high-heeled stiletto shoes, or slutty looking platform shoes, or a hybrid of both. Said shoes can be worn anywhere, and can be compounded with short skirts or tight pants/shorts to further convey the 'i want some' signal.
- don't wear those porno shoes to church, all the old ladies are gonna be whispering about you behind your back.

- damn, look at those shoes she has on. Total porno shoes.
by Tengu May 8, 2007
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A date you go on for the sole purpose of what you know is going to happen at the end of it.
The guy wasn't really her type, but considering his looks and how long it had been since she'd been with a guy, she agreed to a porno date.
by Shannon L.W. August 7, 2005
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A person (usually a man) who has an extensive collection of pornography, and usually knows the names of all the major porn stars.
Orville is a Porno Master, and they call him Porno Man.
by Shit_4_Brains September 12, 2007
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Someone who is addicted to porn, or watches so much porn that they get to the point where normal sexual acts and/or average people don't satisfy them so they have to go to extremes to get off. Could be a serious problem for someone lacking self control and/or a sense of right and wrong.
He watches so much porn I'm afraid he might turn into a porno creep.
by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008
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