porning

The act of Masturbating while watching porn.

Last night I was porning it while I was driving my car on the highway.

by Matthew Bre August 22, 2007

porn

A really good thing.

I jackoff to porn.

by hhhh December 5, 2003

porn

one of mankinds greatest inventions in the history.It comes in many catagorys such as stragith,lesbian,midget,animated,beastality,etc...whatever you want they got it and since its the most searched or commonly found thing on the Internet.

you like porn

you love it.

your life is meaning less without it

your very exstistance is dependent upon it.

by doogalboogle February 10, 2009

porn

Magazines, films or photographs of a sexually explicit nature used by men as an aid to masturbation. Pornography can be divided into 3 main categories:

1. Erotica - Mild materials stimulating only to failed wankers.
2. Softcore porn - photos of naked hot chicks popular among traditionalist wankers.
3. Hardcore porn - highly explicit content favoured by experienced wankers.

I was supposed to finish that report last night but I spent the whole time looking at porn and polishing my knob.

by Samantha Fox October 22, 2007

porn

Pron is the reason your computer crashed last night.

Kid: Mom my computer won't work!
Mom: What happened?
Kid: Idk?
Mom: Well then figure it out.
Kid: Never mind I know what happened.
Kid(Whispering to self): All that porn I had on there.

by Sex Master of 2012 June 1, 2010

porn

something girls hate because their boyfriends look at it.

I would shoot my boyfriend if he looked at porn

by the_truth_comes_out October 4, 2008

porn

the coolest thing that gives you satasfaction and works out your arm at the same time.

vibration sound in the background. porn

mom. why is your door locked honey.
what are you doing

girl.umm nothing mom just give me a minute

by grad slam 69 May 12, 2010