porked

The act of having a pig shot at you.

Dood that fucking prawn just porked you.

by Kemystboy1 October 18, 2009

porking

the act of lifting your leg like a dog and then emitting toxic gas from your anus. commonly brought up when talking about being burritoed.

Matt smirked and began porking in the middle of his AP Environmental Science class.

by white muddaafuggaaa November 2, 2011

Porking

The movement of flapping your arms with your knees in a slight bent while dancing with a steady in-place trot to rhythmic music.

flapping porking

by LaniPlaza November 19, 2013

Porking

When two very fat people have intercourse!

"Hey, honey...You feel like porking tonight?"

by Alex1107 March 5, 2018

PORK

(Adjective) An acronym used to describe a general feeling of normalcy which may be applied to any situation not particularly out of the ordinary; Perfectly-Ordinary-Regular-Kind. Best when used in contrast with situations most would describe themselves as going HAM or as it is more commonly known, Hard-As-A-Motherfucker.

Bill: "So, whats up man? What are you up to tonight?"

Ted: "Well, I've got a 10 page thesis to type in addition to 350 pages I have to read for each one of my Pre-Med classes. Then I plan on spending about 3 hours at the lab going over different procedures for the different set of exams coming up in the next few weeks. I'm also gonna try and fit in a coffee break somewhere."

Bill: "Wow, sounds like your going PORK tonight.."

Ted (Sighs deeply as he grabs his backpack full of textbooks).

by crazykidcarlson91 September 24, 2011

porked

Broken or not working properly.

The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.

by watman April 7, 2009

porking

To pick up fat bitches at a club and going back to her place to drink all her boose and leave

no boose?
its okay lets go porking

by Brickz March 4, 2007