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A gay dance that only Pork Scotch will do when drunk at his garlic bread barbeque. It involves bending over and sharply moving his arms back and forward with a delay between each one. MONKUS: What the hell is Pork Scotch doing?
MICKUS: It's a gay dance he does whenever he gets drunk with his wrinkly 'girlfriend' at one of his daily barbeques. MONKUS: I see. Pork Scotch dance. Pretty stupid! |
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| 2. | Pork Scotch dance | ||
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A gay dance done by fat old men when they get drunk at barbecues. The spectacle is greatly enhanced when the fat old man is wearing a buffalo-skin hat and strips down to his tartan boxer shorts. Is that fat guy having a fit?
No, he's just doing a Pork Scotch dance. Ridiculous ain't it? |
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