Porch Cramp

A painful spasm/cramp of the asshole that can cause you to jump up from the chair on your porch.

Riley jumped up from his chair spewing expletives, his butt cheeks clenching as a rather painful porch cramp affected his asshole.

Porch Cramp by T Bubala November 28, 2011

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