Porcello'd 

To fearlessly bean the other team's ugliest player, then throw his 'roided ass to the ground when he charges.

"Youkilis totally got Porcello'd last night." "Your lucky I didn't Porcello you in our softball game last night." "Billingsley should have Porcello'd A-Rod last night after Manny got hit."

Porcello'd by Courtesy of Detroit August 14, 2009

Porcello 

Also see "BBC". A man with whom women want to be with and men want to be. The man that greek gods are modeled after. Aesthetic to the max, and bro to the masses. Waving his genitals in a circular motion, almost like the helicopter he single handedly makes fly, he wows crowds in disbelief.

"damn, I wish I could be like "big dick joe" porcello, but unfortunately, Im not hung enough."

Porcello by ydtkmk March 28, 2015

Sam Porcello 

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname, "Mr. Oreo."

Sam Porcello died May 12, 2012, at the age of 76.

Sam Porcello by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

Sam Porcello 

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years. His work earned him the nickname Mr. Oreo.

Sam Porcello joined Nabisco after his rejection by the cosmetics industry because he was color-blind.

Sam Porcello by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Sam Porcello 

an American food scientist who worked at Nabisco for 34 years.He is particularly noted for his work on the modern Oreo cookie. Porcello held five patents directly related to the Oreo.

Sam Porcello joined Nabisco's research and development department, which develops new lines of snacks.

Sam Porcello by SPrice1980 May 9, 2023