adj. The quality of having attractive excrement due to an adorable pancreas. The last thing one may find alluring about a woman whose external beauty has become tiring.
Guy#1 - "I'm tired of that bitch. I mean she's hot and everything. I'm just tired of her."
Guy#2 - "Yeah but have you seen her shit? She's pootiful!"
Guy#2 - "Yeah but have you seen her shit? She's pootiful!"
by phase_coherent April 14, 2010
by pooooosjajaksmdmdm February 14, 2021
a fart..often one that smells not off shit, but ass..or eggs.
verb- to fart..often by yourself in your bed under yourcovers (smothering yourself) or in a room with many people..often know as a silent but deadly.
in the ing form it is changed to poot..like pooting. Poot is a trem for a girl fart.
verb- to fart..often by yourself in your bed under yourcovers (smothering yourself) or in a room with many people..often know as a silent but deadly.
in the ing form it is changed to poot..like pooting. Poot is a trem for a girl fart.
Awww FUCK, who pootied?
oh man, I have to pootie..
I almost killed myself cause I kept pooting in my sheets!
oh man, I have to pootie..
I almost killed myself cause I kept pooting in my sheets!
by OMGitsfreefood February 6, 2005