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Poofter Pounder 

A homo-sexual. One who inserts his penis into another mans rectum.
"It's the third time Jerry's gone to the bath-house this week.
I've never seen such a poofter pounder!"
Poofter Pounder by flabio17 October 21, 2009

peter puffin' pooper pounder 

A man who not only administers fellatio to another man, but also pushes his poop by means of anal buggery.
Uncreative chav: "Yer a fookin' homo!"

Down muthafucka: "Can it, ya peter puffin' pooper pounder!"

Pooper Pounding 

To take a cock furiously in the butthole.
I couldn't believe what a whore Suzy was until I saw her take a pooper pounding by her German Shepherd and anal creampied the cum into a glass and drink it down for a pack of smokes.
Pooper Pounding by Anal Czar September 12, 2010

Porter Pounder 

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!

Porter Pounder 

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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