Pooseum 

An un-flushing toilet

a - "Have you seen the latest exhibit in the pooseum?"
b - "No?"
a - "Don't go, its shit"

Pooseum by The Poo Collector September 3, 2012

poosum 

A much more feral type of the average Phalangeriformes which is more commonly known as a possum

That's a disgusting looking poosum up in that tree

poosum by feral_rat August 7, 2018

Poosebumps 

n: The horrible goosebumps you get when you have to take a bad shit and there is no place available to drop it. Often happens whilst sitting in a classroom, board meeting, the line for a roller coaster, or while being pulled over for driving too fast (because of said eminent load spatter).

You could tell Jim had to crap during his canoe trip, he had poosebumps all over his body.

Poosebumps by JonCrapper July 6, 2011

Poosebumps 

The goose bumps you get after taking a really good poo.

I just dropped a huge D, and now I have poosebumps.

Poosebumps by MUlaxer6 November 11, 2010

poosum 

A lovely snuggly black and white fluffy cat or kitten

What a lovely poosum!

poosum by hyeemy February 16, 2009

Poosbumps 

When you squeeze out a turd, and it gives you goosebumps.

Dude, that turd was so huge, it gave me poosbumps!

Poosbumps by Paldrummer March 5, 2010

Poosemia 

Poosemia is when microscopic bits of poo get into ur blood stream


History:
in the olden days they used to vaccinate children against it but now the vaccination has been abolished and now its in
his blood stream theres not much we can do

Symptoms:
when he sweats, his sweat will smell of poo, there are other symptoms too, he will get poo-shaped colourings on his skin, not unlike what ringworm looks
like when its present

Warning:
poosemia is very contagious!!!

Common Mistakes:
but actually, its impossiblre to catch it from that because poosemia is not a sexually transmitted infection
thats a very common mistake to make

... poor Kenny has caught the disease, Poosemia

Poosemia by Wanky1 August 6, 2008