To drunkenly shit your pants drop your drawers and sit on a "Friends" face making them inhale your shit and can't breathe making them actually shit their pants
Jake: dude I got so drunk last night I poopsnozzled Will last night
Tyler: OMG! No chance... I poopsnozzled you last night
Jake: oh that's why I had shit in my nose!!
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)