by Chocolate engineer June 21, 2019
Pookie is the oozing goo that comes out of the tube or urethra of a caulking guns and other caulks. It is described to be viscous, creamy, slimy, or generally a gel like substance that comes in many types and colors. It also comes out of different colored caulks. It is used to covered seal or cover things such as; holes in a wall, holes that were cut for pipes, holes that were penetrated, to wet holes that are getting penetrated, and that white stuff that leaks slimily out of a penetrated hole once the caulking gets all up in that hole!
“Jason, remember when you got pookie all over the toilet seat last month? my girlfriend said now she is pregnant with your kid because she sat in it you perverted pig!”
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason
by 💦ON YOUR FACE October 13, 2018
A term for a want to be Gangster, ghetto-ish underway showing thief, car-jacker, crack dealer, or anyone aspiring to the Master P lifestyle. An unemployed black male with 3 or more baby mamma's who still leaches off of society
"Man shit, I be lookin fah uh White boy to jack"
"look at pookie over there trying to pimp that 13 year old girl." says the deputy sheriff.
"look at pookie over there trying to pimp that 13 year old girl." says the deputy sheriff.
by Rebeldog February 16, 2011
Drunk Addict aka Junkie or a saying for hard drugs that an addict would use. Mostly used for hard drugs. Rarely used for high grade marijuana that one would have an "addiction" for.
Popularized and originated by the Cincinnati Rapper, Skally with his local hit "Pookie"
Popularized and originated by the Cincinnati Rapper, Skally with his local hit "Pookie"
by Professional Hater October 11, 2020
by Bo__jangles July 7, 2017
Omg, how are we going to tell our parents that we're having a Pookie!
We're not ready to have a Pookie.
We're not ready to have a Pookie.
by blah1225 July 4, 2011
Pookie means sexy, HHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOT, intelligent, cute, fiery, caring, honest (impatient) girl, with the best boobies and tushee. There is only one such Pookie, and only ever will be, and Pookado loves her.
Pookie is marrying Pookado. Pookie will let Pookado have the remote in recognition of his superior monopoly and solitaire showdown skills. Pookie will also engage in various sexual acts of explicit nature with Pookado every night.
by Pookadoo March 27, 2007