10 definitions by 💦ON YOUR FACE
The alternate to "seamen" , which is a fag that drives a single barge in the middle of the ocean selling pussy smelling fish.
Hey semin, make sure you're barge is tied off and you don't float off in the middle of the ocean for weeks and have to drink your own piss!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE October 23, 2018
When you were young and would sit in a place, like a movie theatre, or your 1998 Toyota Corolla, and put your hand inside her shirt to feel her beestings!
"Dude did you cop a feel when you guys sat in your car last night?"
Yes!! Bro's, I got to first base and felt her nice bee stings.
Yes!! Bro's, I got to first base and felt her nice bee stings.
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
A type of lubricant that is used for pulling wire or can also be used while tugging on your pencil dick. Also know as boy butter, soap and pookie!
"Hey Scott! Hurry up and bring that motion lotion over here and grab handfulls of it and rub it all over the wire while they start the tugger!"
"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!
"While Scott was busy working feeding the wire into the conduit, Jerry was rubbing his own motion lotion all over a girl's minge to bang one out inside her pussy!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!
Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
A female with ambiguous moral values who were born on or after the year 1984. Cum Dumpsters are women and teenagers who allow their pussy or minge (UK or England) to be reamed and creampied in so much that causes a dystopian manifest of teenage and unwanted pregnancy of a biblical proportion that creates a pandemic of unwanted children. This beginning of the end is a new chapter of a male dominant sociopathic society similar to the book and movie called 1984.
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
Pookie is the oozing goo that comes out of the tube or urethra of a caulking guns and other caulks. It is described to be viscous, creamy, slimy, or generally a gel like substance that comes in many types and colors. It also comes out of different colored caulks. It is used to covered seal or cover things such as; holes in a wall, holes that were cut for pipes, holes that were penetrated, to wet holes that are getting penetrated, and that white stuff that leaks slimily out of a penetrated hole once the caulking gets all up in that hole!
“Jason, remember when you got pookie all over the toilet seat last month? my girlfriend said now she is pregnant with your kid because she sat in it you perverted pig!”
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason
by 💦ON YOUR FACE October 13, 2018
A type of lubricant uses to pull wire. Also called soap, pookie and man slime. It can also be referred to sperm, jizz, and most commonly referred to - the moist collection section of a man's taint.
"Jacob, get over here and put some boy butter on the wire while you feed it into the conduit."
"Get some real boy butter by rubbing your balls and taint to feed the wire with some of that workin' man's motion lotion! That will work much better, Jason!"
"Get some real boy butter by rubbing your balls and taint to feed the wire with some of that workin' man's motion lotion! That will work much better, Jason!"
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022