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1. A dismissive term. Used similarly to the way whatever was used in the late 90s, albeit, used in a less flippant manner.

2. An all-encompassing word oft used in response to confrontation. Alludes to/implicates apathy, disaffection, resistance, and noncompliance. It relates ones commitment to achieving a goal or persisting forward action despite whatever obstacle might have prevented said goal from being achieved.)

* Usage is often accompanied by a hand motion similar to that of the Italian belisima hand gesture, or the Californian talk to the hand hand gesture.
"The movie is rated R, do you still want to go?"
"Poof. We'll sneak in."

"Gosh, history is hard."
"Poof! We're out of class, so it's out of my mind ."
by moroneywobbles1 May 02, 2010
 
1.
A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.
You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
by Jess October 20, 2003
 
2.
Poof is a hair style that only looks good on Christina Grimmie and will never look bad on her ever!!
Girl:I just got my hair to have poof do you love it?
Guy:NO IT ONLY LOOKS GOOD ON CHRISTINA GRIMMIE!!
by Team Grimmie November 28, 2011
 
3.
The British word for a homosexual (see faggit, homo, gay) that is one of many variations of someone who desires someone of their same gender. See example below
"Ya poof! You tryin ta bugger me?"
by Jonesy March 21, 2005
 
4.
one who takes pleasure in homosexuality
you are such a poof stop looking at my dick
by BOB October 30, 2003
 
5.
1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.
1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.
by Janis May 14, 2005
 
6.
To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.
Excuse me, I just poofed.
by Moxie Girl September 21, 2007
 
7.
Describes a happening where after a previous desire and mention of an event or object, the said event or object shows up or happens soon thereafter.
"I wish we could just find the hotel", seconds later you find it, "That was such a poof" or "What a poof"
by Mario E September 16, 2007