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An African- American slang term describing someone who lacks skill to perform a certain activity. The word "Poof" is derived from the Perrine 'hoods of Miami, Florida. It is mainly used to describe individuals who are terrible in sports, such as a Wide Receiver who can't catch a pass, or a point guard that has handles like a baby.
Man, that boy Joey is STRAIGHT POOF.
by The Anti Poof January 12, 2010
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Noun- A person who dates a younger person due to an inability to get dates of their own age.
"Man, Bret is a real poof! She is so much younger!"
by Officer McNasty September 02, 2015
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Describes a happening where after a previous desire and mention of an event or object, the said event or object shows up or happens soon thereafter.
"I wish we could just find the hotel", seconds later you find it, "That was such a poof" or "What a poof"
by Mario E September 16, 2007
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To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.
by Moxie Girl September 21, 2007
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feeeling down and unable to explain your thoughts
after news of his mother's death. tyler felt so poofed, he could not take his test
by farrod Jideman February 22, 2008
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1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.
1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.
by Janis May 14, 2005
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*seeing someone with a cloud by their butt in the winter* OMG did that guy poof?!?!?
by Binosbiwi January 12, 2009
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