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poof on the bbc three comedy little britain, daffydd thomas, who wears tight leather clothes, and has a really annoyin accent, who lives in the barely knwon welsh village of llandewi brefi (or whatever!) and claims to be the 'only gay in the village' when clearly, he aint.

get over urself daffydd. You aint the only gay in the village.
'help me with the shopping'
'oh i cant im gay'
'my own mother! im callin childline!'
by Soph Lee June 29, 2006
A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.
You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
by Jess October 20, 2003
Poof is a hair style that only looks good on Christina Grimmie and will never look bad on her ever!!
Girl:I just got my hair to have poof do you love it?
by Team Grimmie November 28, 2011
The British word for a homosexual (see faggit, homo, gay) that is one of many variations of someone who desires someone of their same gender. See example below
"Ya poof! You tryin ta bugger me?"
by Jonesy March 21, 2005
one who takes pleasure in homosexuality
you are such a poof stop looking at my dick
by BOB October 30, 2003
1. A British derogatory term for a homosexual male.

2. A derogatory term for a Christian, usually a Creationist. Comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant "poof!" noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.
1. I told you George was a poof, he just made a pass at me in the locker room.

2. The poof goes to church regularly on Sundays.
by Janis May 14, 2005
something that is blown up, or enlarged.

something a magician does

"her dress is poofy"
"thats a bit poofed up"
"poof and it appeared"
by phiney May 19, 2007
To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.
Excuse me, I just poofed.
by Moxie Girl September 21, 2007