Poo Wanker 

Someone who uses their own excrement as a masturbatory lubricant.

That guy over there is such a poo wanker..

Poo Wanker by nofun March 16, 2014

Poo walker 

someone who likes to go out on walks usually in fields to seek poos and cow patts to step in, sometimes they roll around in the poo.

"my name is izzy and i am a poo walker"
"bye guys i am going for a poo walk"

Poo walker by Ellylou April 24, 2009

pomowanker

Pomowanker = postmodern jerk-off. Identifiable by, among other things, a self-indulgent propensity for bullshit, acadamese and weasel-words; for prefacing anything remotely resembling an opinion with "I'm not sure that" or "It could be argued that"; for never stating an opinion outright but insinuating instead by sneering irony that it's not intellectually respectable or defensible actually to hold an opinion on anything, much less a positive opinion. Nihilism in academic drag.
Coined by Lindsay Perigo at Sense of Life Objectivists.

1. "Brendan is a pomowanker, interested only in word games."
2. "Contemporary luminaries influenced by Gramsci include the pomowanker Foucault, unsurprisingly, and, chillingly, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown."
3. "I loathe pomowanker amoralists with nothing to say taking volumes to say it, piling on the footnotes citing other pseuds, writing for each other like adolescents."

pomowanker by organon November 30, 2007