Ponz 

A person who has little to no qualities that makes them interesting to other people or a certain group of people.

Someone who enjoys being outside and biking would be a Ponz to a gamer- type.

Look at that Ponz trying to pick up ladies at the bar... What a douchebag

Ponz by 5150_whisperer April 22, 2021

Ponz 

A plump Chinese kid who use to eat sakebon and noodlez all the time. He is actually a real slime to his chinese mobster fellows and is know for illegal traffic of sushi.

Everyone truly respects him as he always wear a gentleman suite with a pink papillon.

I saw a Ponz yesterday. Dear old chap never gets old eating shirashi!

It's my boy.

Ponz by user/12083483 November 22, 2021

ponza rotta 

italian food item, like a pizza folded over and deep fried...very tasty trademarked name from jimmys grotto in waukesha wi.

i ate a ponza rotta from jimmys grotto and it was awesome!

ponza rotta by balsey April 20, 2011

ponzi 

A type of investment scam.

A ponzi scheme is a fraudulent investment operation that involves paying returns to investors out of the money raised from new investors.

The scheme is named after Charles Ponzi, an Italian immigrant to the United States in the 1920s.

I got taken by a HYIP ponzi scam last week. They promised 20% a month but ran away with my money!

ponzi by Alfredo Alberto September 19, 2004

ponzi scheme 

see social security.
A scam involving paying off money to old investors with new investors' money. Eventally the last group of people paying into the scam never get their money back.

Bill: Hey Will, what's this line on my paycheck that says "Social security"?
Will: It's the government's ponzi scheme. You'll never see that money again.

ponzi scheme by Pseu D. Onym October 11, 2010

Ponzificate 

The process of winning new church members by indoctrinating additional recruiters and missionaries. Specifically (but not exclusively) for the Roman catholic church.

Go out my children and ponzificate.
Proselytize and ponzificate!
Those on the lowest tear of the ponzification pyramid are screwed - only those at the top go to heaven.

Ponzificate by Kai_F April 13, 2010

Attention Span Ponzi Scheme 

An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.

Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.

Attention Span Ponzi Scheme by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009