Pong Lenis

A way of defining the length of one's member without sounding too crude by cleverly swapping the first two letters in "long penis"

Well since you don't like my personality, I just want you to know that I have a pong lenis.

by Conisewer January 13, 2011

Pong Lenis

Used to describe performing a technique of sort, a really 'HARD' process, preferably with so much confidence, that you'd be willing to do it live.

I'm about to Pong Lenis this desk, IKEA wishes they could Pong Lenis they way I can!

by C.O.C October 13, 2025