poner

when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while

i was in the car so long i got a poner

by pbsbrockton September 3, 2011

Poner

A poner is someone who poses to be a stoner. They claim they’re ‘pros’ and total weed masters but have no idea wtf they’re doing or talking about.

“I passed the blunt to Becka and she didn’t even inhale it wastin all my weed actin fake high n shit. She got the blunt hella wet too, I aint smoking with her again.”

“She a poner bro. She bought an 8th for 50 dollars, she clueless.”

by lulbaby.c May 1, 2019

ponered

To have poked someone with a boner (a mix between poked and boner).
Occures in situations when someone has an erection and is close with another person.

Me and her were having some RMs (random makeouts), when I ponered her.

by NickGe February 27, 2007

poner

when a girl is turned on and has a boner, her poon pulses and you call this a poner.

to test this sit ontop of the girl and see if her poon pulses.. if it pulses then she's turned on and has a poner!

-'ahhh you lezzer your pooons fucking pulsing, shes got a poner?! '

-jays so fucking hot!
-you have a poner?
-yeah my poon's pulsing like no other!

by yamayam June 21, 2007

poner

derivitive from the spanish verb "to put." poner is to put out, and when in respect to a human, it is somone who puts out, most likely easily.

god damn, kendall wishes all guys were poners.

by wild man May 10, 2005

Poner

A mixture between a Prep and a Stoner; a person who smokes the sacred herb and/or has a positive out look on marijuana, but is also considered to be in the social category of Preppy based upon the Hollister, Abercrombie&Fitch, American Eagle, &Aeropostale brand clothing they wear and by the follow out of regular preppy activities such as shit talking*, being two-faced*, and homewrecking*.
* = Actions may vary.

Person 1: Hey, dude. One of the Ashley's came to school today totally baked off her ass.

Person 2: Yeah, heard she's a Poner now.

by BrittanyTheGinger(; February 2, 2011

Poner

Portmanteau for "powder boner"; defined as the fictional erection that one gets from skiing on 25+ inches of fresh powder on a bluebird day.

Kyle had a raging poner after shredding the pow-pow all weekend at Sugarbush.

by Organ Grinder February 29, 2012