Polyfail

Multiple fails happening in succession or at the same time, to a single person, or to a group of people.

You try to convince your parents to buy a new dog, you fail at that, then you try hypnotizing them, and you fail again, and to top it all off you forget that you have 2 dogs already. = Polyfail

by NKGW November 19, 2010

Polyfail

When your significant other makes it so difficult for the other lover that it's no longer worth it to try.

He kept telling him to state his intentions as a question, and ignoring his answers. Total polyfail, he's not actually on board with seeing other people.

by DeanOMs December 6, 2014

ponyfail

When a dude has a ponytail, but he is butt-ugly, not very sexy, and/or the ponytail is extremely unkempt.

"Ew, look at that guy. That's a ponyfail."

by nongenerica January 3, 2010

polybailamorous

Describing a person who loves to dance with many partners and to any style; a mix of "bailar" (the Spanish verb meaning "to dance") and polyamorous.

I'm all about monogamy, but on the dance floor I'm polybailamorous.

by HeyDave1005 July 23, 2010

polyfilla

Injecting expanding-hardening foam into the rectum for sexual pleasure.

"Hey I'm James, do you like polyfilla?"

"No, my anus can't take the lateral stresses associated with that particular fetish, thanks anyway"

by James from Austria November 12, 2013

ponyfail

A ponytail made with no regard for style.

He just bough a Miata and he's sporting a ponyfail - must be a mid-life crisis.

by cranston snord August 5, 2008

Whispering Polyfill

When you cum in someones ear so much they can barely hear you

Na i didnt sleep with her.... gave her a little whispering polyfill action though!

by nobcheese November 15, 2010