A term used to describe people on www.gaiaonline.com who go into threads and vote on polls to get 10 gold every time they vote.
by matio bello August 31, 2005
An oddity, a rarity, something that should not happen, unexplained and unfortunate events, but essentially just a turtle sitting on a poll. Similar to Barack Obama.
One day a farmer was walking his fence. He came upon a poll turtle sitting atop one of one the fence polls. The farmer was puzzled. How did this turtle get atop of this fence? So the farmer walked up to the turtle and said "what are you doing here and who the fuck put you here?"
by RattleMeSnake March 24, 2009
Segment on the Daily Show where Dave Gorman acts as a statistical analyst (deliberately meant to be confused with smoking pole,a euphemism for blow jobs, but not the same thing as pole in the blow job sense is not spelled P-O-L-L, but rather P-O-L-E--if confused look it up in a non-urban dictionary)
Jon Stewart: Next up, another segment of Poll Smoker with Dave Gorman.
Dave Gorman: Thanks John, and whose poll shall I smoke today? Gallup's? Pew's?
Dave Gorman: Thanks John, and whose poll shall I smoke today? Gallup's? Pew's?
by dmkinn May 10, 2006
A place on Gaia where only the most kick ass people reside. Some residents include an uber-sexified pimpette, a plant/sex robot who thrives on beer, split-personality mules, whores, a cowboy, a pirate, people obsessed with red (take that any way you want), and of course, sex slaves. (Note: this does not include all members).
People living in the Golden Poll average a few k's a day and a few men.
This habitat is also often referred to as GP.
People living in the Golden Poll average a few k's a day and a few men.
This habitat is also often referred to as GP.
by Mark teh Pirate November 9, 2005
Poll Person is a Google Plus legend who has been banned almost 50 times. He finds glitches and gets paid by Google, he is also very sweet and attractive.
Oh my god is that Poll Person?
by Broccoli Mom December 10, 2017
Mark: "Hey he's climbing that telephone pole really fast!"
Andrew: "Ya. He's practically stripper polling it."
Andrew: "Ya. He's practically stripper polling it."
by NinjaOrangeTV August 21, 2011
"Wanna go poll smoking?"
by holywakamolyyall May 20, 2006