The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"
"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
by Alio February 9, 2010
The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner
by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 27, 2011
A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.
Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.
by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 20, 2010
A slang term for Polish people. Usually meant as an insult. Often heard in western Pennsylvania. Pollocks often have an uncontrollable love of Polka music.
by Donnie Iris June 1, 2006
polish person 1: Yo pollock!
polish person 2: Wassup pollock?
black person: Hey pollocks!
both polish people: shut up you racist!
polish person 2: Wassup pollock?
black person: Hey pollocks!
both polish people: shut up you racist!
by Treii28 March 8, 2009
/ˈpɒlək/ pol-uhk
(verb). To divert or derail a reasonably functional internet message board by interjecting the unanswerable, indeterminate question 'what is (good?) art' into an otherwise perfectly good discussion cycle. After Jackson Pollock, a famous artist who has spawned more discussions about 'what is art?' than anyone ever in history.
(verb). To divert or derail a reasonably functional internet message board by interjecting the unanswerable, indeterminate question 'what is (good?) art' into an otherwise perfectly good discussion cycle. After Jackson Pollock, a famous artist who has spawned more discussions about 'what is art?' than anyone ever in history.
(Esteemed senior member of internet forum): "...after the last tornado it was spread across three states."
(Squidly newby): "Yes, but was it art?"
(All other members): "Aw, man - you just pollocked that thread!"
(Squidly newby): "Yes, but was it art?"
(All other members): "Aw, man - you just pollocked that thread!"
by JustcallmeEd June 12, 2014