Polky 

A reduction of the surname Polkinghorne. Used as a term of affection, or as shorthand for the surname.

Polkinghorne (with or without the 'e') is a surname from Cornwall in the United Kingdom, whose roots are spread far and wide, usually where mining is (or was) prevalent.

Pass me that spanner, Polky!

Polky by Stpolky January 22, 2009

Polky Moll

Like Moll, (An ugly mofo bitch, westie, slag, skank, slut, whore, etc.)but MUCH worse, the worst type of Moll in existance.

-"That bitch is a Moll!"
-"Not as much as Jill, she's a Polky Moll!"

Polky Moll by THE BIG L November 17, 2004

tri-poly blend 

A fictitious fiber blend often mentioned by Paula Poundstone during her podcast. It is supposedly used to craft her fine line of T-shirts.

"These shirts are made from a remarkably soft Tri-Poly Blend."

tri-poly blend by mpaandaa November 5, 2018

polkmniujhbvytgfcxredszwqa 

When you are so bored that not only have you tried every single combination of qwerty but you have started trying to look for ridiculous ones that nobody has done yet such as going 2 letters right to left and going down each time so you can make your own, but you realize there are people on an even more extreme level of boredom.

Congratulations : )

Has anyone done 'polkmniujhbvytgfcxredszwqa' yet?

polkmniujhbvytgfcxredszwqa by Gytis5089 February 26, 2020

appy polly loggies 

In Anthony Burgess's novella, A Clockwork Orange, it's the "nadsat" slang version of saying you're sorry. Synonymous with "apologies" as in "my apologies".

Oh, did I step on your foot? Appy polly loggies, O my Brother!

appy polly loggies by vivovixivictum May 11, 2006

polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz 

Another one of those keyboard combinations that people type into google when they are really bored. By this point you have already typed in everything else and must be extremely bored. You know what? You should probably get back to work.

*Types polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz into google*
You: Huh, interesting

polkiujmnhytgbvfredcxswqaz by lyledog34 June 19, 2016

Polkaroo

A person who only one member of a group has met, but who is often mentioned in conversation. Whenever this person is scheduled to meet with others in the group, something happens so that they never actually meet.

Origin: The Polkaroo was a character from a children's TV show. The show had two hosts and the running joke was that the Polkaroo only appeared when one particular host had gone to do something. He'd come back and say, "The Polkaroo was here? And I missed him again?"

Jenn: "You're here! Remember that guy I keep telling you about and want you to meet? He was just here for dinner, but he had to leave early."
Amanda: "Oh! He's totally a Polkaroo."

Polkaroo by Canadian Kay November 20, 2013