politician

1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.

George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!

by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004

politician

Crook driven by money.

Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.

by Care-line January 7, 2006

politician

People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

politician

A lying, piece-of-shit corporate fuckwad who lies out their ass to get elected telling you how much they care for you, and then once their sorry-ass gets in office, they lie, cheat, steal and fuck the whole system up in order to keep the power.

Just look at any goddamn politician.

by Steve February 17, 2005

politicians

lying asshole

politicians dont do shit for the common man. they only help the rich

by ItsAllBeenDone April 30, 2004

politicians

They're assholes.They're ALL assholes.

politicians are nuts!
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by queefs September 12, 2005

Politicianitis

A common yet incurable mental disease that affects a person's attitude in common life situations. It causes negative emotional responses to everyday tasks and responsibilities and can be extremely dangerous if contracted by a person with public authority. However, in the United States it is not considered dangerous and is often accepted or encouraged by the general population. Infection is also a requirement to hold a political seat of power in the United States.

Symptoms Include (But are not limited to):

-Lying
-Cheating
-Stealing
-Laziness
-Feeling that nothing is your fault
-Feeling no guilt
-Feeling that everything is everyone else's problem
-And an urge to create really obnoxious television and radio commercials

Congressmen, Senators, The President, Democrats, Republicans, and Microsoft employees and stock holders.

Patient: "Doctor, I'm feeling uncontrollable urges to steal money from my neighbor, cheat on my taxes and buy expensive things on credit with no intention of ever paying it back. What's wrong with me?"

Doctor: "Have you ever considered running for President? Your tests came back positive for Politicianitis!"

by Lashin April 1, 2009