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1.
The hole on the tip or your penis.
While being tested for gonorrhea, they put a q-tip in my polis.
by PolisLick November 04, 2011
 
2.
1. Scot's slang for police.
2. Turkish for police.
1. Run ya cunt the polis are comin'
by brendan September 20, 2004
 
3.
A mercurial and imaginative musician with a penchant for hilarious non-sequitors. Polis can be recognized with such traits as ridiculously long eyelashes and cute spryness. They are sometimes seen composing fanciful melodies or staring blankly into webcams. If you are lucky enough to capture one in the wild, feed it a diet of cookies and soda and then set it free in the rolling hills.
Bob: "Nothing is better than a cold beer and a game of football on T.V. Except for Poli."
by llacacia August 19, 2011
 
4.
1.In Scotland, slang for police.
2.A city/state like ancient Athens. Athenian citizens voted in a pure democracy. Polis now means city, community, or those in power. Politics comes from the same word, as well as words like police and metropolis. "Apo tin akri tis polis" (From the edge of the city) was an outstanding gay movie that was Greece's official entry for the Best Foreign Film Academy Award.
"I really don't think of L.A. as a polis. It's too big. San Francisco, yes, but L.A. looks like one big strip mall."

"I heard Alexander the Great, accompanied by his lovers Hephaestion and Bagoas, established a polis in Eygpt called Alexandria. Its library housed many of the world's greatest books."

by Bryce Digdug August 16, 2006
 
5.
(Noun)1 - a person of extreme gayness, a faggot.
(Noun)2 - Someone or "something" that is exceptionally vexing.
(Noun)3 - a "blob" or an "ogre", a person that is unable of catching a ball yet has a massive body, and if utilized properly would be strong.
(Noun)4 - A person of severe stupidity and cheapness.
Example #1
Person 1 - Hey man! Go deep!
Person 2 - Glob! urgl! daahh (begins to run like a Hippopotamus)
Person 1 - (throws a rugby ball)
Person 2 - (Gets hit in the face and falls to the ground)
Person 1 - Hahaha! You are such a POLIS!!

Example #2
Person 1 - Hi there, I short of a penny and I really need to get home, could u maybe lend me one?
Person 2 - NO! ITS MINE! ONLY MINE! IF I GIVE IT TO YOU I CAN'T BUY AS MUCH CHOCOLATE AND STUFF MY FACE! ARGGULLL!
Person 1 - God damn it, don't be such a polis! Come On!
Person 2 - (Attempts to "mock" person 1 but trips over his feet, falls to the ground and breaking his wrist.
by George Kokoliiine May 29, 2005