1 definition by George Kokoliiine

(Noun)1 - a person of extreme gayness, a faggot.
(Noun)2 - Someone or "something" that is exceptionally vexing.
(Noun)3 - a "blob" or an "ogre", a person that is unable of catching a ball yet has a massive body, and if utilized properly would be strong.
(Noun)4 - A person of severe stupidity and cheapness.
Example #1
Person 1 - Hey man! Go deep!
Person 2 - Glob! urgl! daahh (begins to run like a Hippopotamus)
Person 1 - (throws a rugby ball)
Person 2 - (Gets hit in the face and falls to the ground)
Person 1 - Hahaha! You are such a POLIS!!

Example #2
Person 1 - Hi there, I short of a penny and I really need to get home, could u maybe lend me one?
Person 2 - NO! ITS MINE! ONLY MINE! IF I GIVE IT TO YOU I CAN'T BUY AS MUCH CHOCOLATE AND STUFF MY FACE! ARGGULLL!
Person 1 - God damn it, don't be such a polis! Come On!
Person 2 - (Attempts to "mock" person 1 but trips over his feet, falls to the ground and breaking his wrist.
by George Kokoliiine May 29, 2005
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