A mercurial and imaginative musician with a penchant for hilarious non-sequitors. Polis can be recognized with such traits as ridiculously long eyelashes and cute spryness. They are sometimes seen composing fanciful melodies or staring blankly into webcams. If you are lucky enough to capture one in the wild, feed it a diet of cookies and soda and then set it free in the rolling hills.
Bob: "Nothing is better than a cold beer and a game of football on T.V. Except for Poli."