Polanski 

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.

When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.

Polanski by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Polanski 

Polanski: A horrible excuse and/or justification for a heinous crime

The child rapist was quoted as giving the following Polanski, "But thirteen year olds are so cute! And she had a vagina and everything. What was I supposed to do?"

Polanski by fuckromanpolanski September 30, 2009

Polanskaid 

A sports drink formulated by Roman Polanski to be drank directly after engaging in unlawful sexual acts with a minor.

Person 1: Goddamn I'm so thirsty, I just ran a train on that young skally.

Person 2: Grab a Polanskaid, there's some cold ones in the fridge.

Person 1: Thanks bro, I think I have an electrolyte imbalance.

Polanskaid by Dirty Rotten Rob December 27, 2011

Joshua James Polensky

Time Life Magazines sexiest man of the decade. The word PHENOMENAL comes to mind!

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who is the finest man of them all? Joshua James Polensky, DUH!

Joshua James Polensky by Vixen#1 August 1, 2021

Polansk 

A occasional poster in the comments of www.shacknews.com, polansk is a Brazilian fellow well known for his poor yet hilarious English.

"polansk i think? nigga polansk for your command master zung zung daboo what u poock-me again?"

Polansk by UtilityMaximizer October 7, 2003

Roman Polanski 

Pronoun, Transitive Verb, Adjective, or Verb;

The act of dressing up your partner to look like a thirteen year old boy/girl, committing unlawful sexual acts with that partner then fleeing the country in which the act was committed.

ex:
Brandon: Holy shit! Did you hear what Tosh did to his girlfriend?

Billy: No.

Brandon: We were all out drinking last Tuesday, and I think he might of pulled a Roman Polanski on her. I haven't seen him at work since...

Billy: My gosh! Well that explains the braggadocios phone calls from France, but not his absence from work.

France director sex molestation pervert pedophile Rosemary's Baby The Pianist The Ghost Writer Charlie Manson Tony Romo

Roman Polanski by Malbojia September 21, 2010

Polinsky 

The people who live in Ct., Used to run Farms, And are now big shot lawyers

That girl over there is such a Polinsky

Polinsky by Jason Areintal October 24, 2009