Polansk 

A occasional poster in the comments of www.shacknews.com, polansk is a Brazilian fellow well known for his poor yet hilarious English.

"polansk i think? nigga polansk for your command master zung zung daboo what u poock-me again?"

Polansk by UtilityMaximizer October 7, 2003

Polansk 

homosapiens maximuns muscles beatifuns intelligentus

Polansk by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Polansk 

Someone who doesnt know wtf is going on, and should be banished from this place called earth.

His favorite phrase is: "WE AM SPASE PEEPOLE!"

6:23a <+Polansk|> Sp00n|out u my are frind?
6:23a <+Sp00n|out> no
6:23a <+Polansk|> bah
6:23a <+Polansk|> i hate you
6:23a <+Polansk|> and u love i too :P
6:23a <+Sp00n|out> thnx
6:24a <+Polansk|> ??//??//?
6:24a <+Polansk|> how you go?
6:24a <+Polansk|> need i yes want u cus sex monkey beef..

Polansk by EYM March 2, 2003

Polansk 

I think that they are Polish people I guess...so er...yeah...

Those who emigrate to other westernized countries such as America and Australia are totally Westernized and love the Simpsons!

"Beep!"

Polansk by Dreamer July 25, 2003

polaskin superballs

A very large pair of balls, like what you would see on a large animal, such as a lion or a grizzly bear.

Did you see the polaskin superballs on that guy? It looked like he was smuggling baseballs in his pants!

polaskin superballs by bodomchild August 14, 2010

Polanski 

An indignant justification or excuse that bear no relevance to what one is being accused of.

When I asked him if he committed the crime, he scoffed that it was impossible for him to have done so, because he was a well-regarded Hollywood director. I knew this was no more than a Polanski.

or

His Polanski for robbing the bank was that it was okay for HIM to do it, because he needed the funds to buy a pool and was otherwise a good person.

Polanski by LaComtesse September 30, 2009

Officer Polaski 

A character in Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas. He is the sidekick of the corrupt policeman Officer Tenpenny. He is fat and assumedly Polish. Gamers are to get the impression he is being used by Tenpenny.

Officer Polaski's last words after being shot by CJ were "can I fuck your sister?"

Officer Polaski by CJ_the_big_man February 24, 2009