Hokey pokey

The government going round in circles by frequently implementing lockdown restrictions due to their failure to governor and keep their citizens safe by waiting until there is a new spike of infections

You put your household in, your kiddies out, in out in out spread it all about, you do the hokey pokey and you turn around what's that? A third lockdown.

by Rotten Turkey July 8, 2021

Pokey fingers

When you roll a joint and use your fingers instead of a grinder to roll a zoot

Yo pokey fingers , where’s the grinder?

by Big joint 2 August 23, 2021

The hokey pokey past midnight

Another word for 'messing around' or having sex used in the movie Charlie Gordan.

"Charlie do you have a girl up there? What have I said about doing the hokey pokey past midnight!?"

by Cal3d0nl0cal August 1, 2016

smokey pokey

She is my girl who can't stop smoking when she should before she gets pregnant instead of when she finds out she's pregnant!

Gosh, I want to get you pregnant, but you cant even stop smoking you Smokey Pokey.

by L33TZOR September 22, 2013

A pokey thingy

It's a stick or something similar that cool girls say. Sometimes refered to as a stabby thingy.

Give me a pokey thingy.

by Toe knee 51 April 29, 2022

pokey cactus

The act of a man covering his penis in glue, getting sand all over it, and having anal sex with his partner.

Since we're on the beach with a bottle of glue, how about I give you a pokey cactus?

by Bshshdbs December 4, 2015

Little Pokey’s Room

A place where only legends and absolute units use the restroom.

I have to use the little pokey’s room.

by Bigboy335 July 8, 2021