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Pocket Jelly 

A reference to semen inside a male's pants or shorts that results from a close encounter with a stripper (lap dance) or other exciting moment that resulted in one "jizzing in their pants". Usually leaves a wet spot visible from outside the clothing, and can often be felt inside the pockets.
As in "Wow, that girl was so hot! I just dropped a pound of pocket jelly thinking of her!"
Pocket Jelly by bazzr July 30, 2010
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jelly pocket 

to spread the vagina with grape jelly then eat it out
i turned that girls vagina into a jelly pocket
jelly pocket by erob1i981 December 15, 2008

Jelly Slam Pocket 

a girls pussy when she has her period
Jill: "Lindes, who you hookin up with tonight?"
Lindes: "No one tonight, I have a jelly slam pocket"
Jelly Slam Pocket by Lindsay C. February 16, 2008

jello packet

1. Unit of paste contained in a Sheath.
2. (sailor definition) Kunt.
3. The canal within which to disperse thine Throat Dog.
4. Please don;t mention the bloody machete wound
5. Elite forms of females that continue to drip like conveyor belts until dawn.
6. Any one who has actually fucked a jello cup (i.e store bought gelatin) please visit a porno site immediately.
"Dude, that bitches jello packet tasted like gardetto's snacks!"

"Holy shit I totally saw Britney Spears bloated jello packet on TV yesterday!"

"I hope Bill Clinton didn't actually PLOUGH Hillarys rusted Jello Packet!!@!!!"

"Thars a lass with a bonnie jello packet if'n i've ever seen un!" (irish proverb)

" Marmetlata! CE bene MICIO! IO MANGO MICIO!

" Dude, you totally emerged from yo mamma's jello packet!"
jello packet by Bob C. Dawg April 12, 2008