Said youngin perfectly embodies the dictionary definition of a member of the organization and ultra- highclass pocket common referred to as the pocket watch peeps. For this child of principal, ethics, and morals is of the gentleman variety. The afformetioned boy also demonstrates sophistication, and is said to be as punctual as a pocketwatch.
by UpperclassElitest May 15, 2018
by randombufalo July 26, 2009
A pocket watch (or pocketwatch) is a watch that is made to be carried in a pocket. It's a watch you carry, because a wristwatch is uncomfortable for you and you think that the watch on your phone
doesn't look good. Maybe you want to appear interesting, cool, classy, rich or as though you time travelled from before the 20th century.
doesn't look good. Maybe you want to appear interesting, cool, classy, rich or as though you time travelled from before the 20th century.
Person 1: How much time did it take you to write this definition?
Person 2: About 10 minutes. I timed it with my pocket watch.
Person 2: About 10 minutes. I timed it with my pocket watch.
by Lonam December 9, 2020
Have sex with a girl and wear a condom. After you finish take off the condom and before she puts back on her pants put the condom into her pocket. So later on when she reaches into her pocket for something she will have a semen filled condom in her hands.
by Max Eibert October 17, 2010
Oh snap, Dave left an Albanian pocket watch in Lisa's jacket last night. Guess she should have remembered to rub the balls.
by billbobigbaggins July 27, 2014
You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 16, 2020
A combination sex act/pickpocket move in which you get a mark drunk enough to fist your asshole without removing his/her jewelry. Then, using muscles that have taken years to train, you steal the mark's watch/bracelet/rings. As soon as you have the desired items stowed away, you create a distraction like squirting a little liquid shit on the mark's forearm. While they rush to the bathroom to clean up, you get dressed, say that you're not feeing well, apologize and leave.
You: So, did you and that girl hookup last night?
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
Friend: She pulled a Kansas City Pocket Watch on me, bro!
You: No way!
Friend: Man, that was a $3500 watch and I'll miss it, but bro, that pinky ring belonged to my grandfather!
by assbucket July 4, 2013