Poast 

Same as post or posting as a message or a commentary posted on an internet forum. Poast instead of post follows the same pattern of transcribing "ou" diphthong as "oa" as in moar instead of more.

First Poast! (First commentary to the original post)

Poast by gayskunk January 4, 2008

poast 

In the realm of interwebs, there are posts and there are poasts. A post can only become a poast once it has reached the relative hotness of toast. In other words, if it is popular.

Yeah! That's a really great poast!

poast by Akaleus July 29, 2011

Poast 

A post someone makes on social media to deliberately boast about something which has happened to them.

"Oh look, Emma's poasting about her holiday again"
"Don't worry, he's just being a poaster."

Poast by Autumnzz May 29, 2014

Poast 

Boastful post that make the poster feel better about themselves, but for whom other can't care less.

"Aren't you sick of Rick's poasts? That guy must have really low self-esteem"

Poast by snoopdoggiedoo April 26, 2010

Poast 

A written post, reply, screed etc. that is so blah or weak that one can be ironically accused of poasting. Often on non leftie, high IQ boards where fellow travelers are checked with the insinuation, often in a humorous way.. " Stawp Poasting" or if a complete spaz or woke lib ..."really stop poasting" mean you should give up and probably stop writing altogether.

Has taken on a general writing connotation in regards to twitter, message boards, 4chan. Was big on former site mpcdot .

Stawp poasting!!

Poast by Oberst June 8, 2022

Sculpting Paste 

Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.

*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

Sculpting Paste by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021

I am way past facing reality! 

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

I am way past facing reality! by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023