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Poonanners 

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States
Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.
Poonanners by PooterScoots November 8, 2018
Related Words
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poonanners 

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.
Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat
poonanners by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006

Poonanners 

The VAGINA aka alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, coo, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cuntycakes, cunt, cunny, cuntykins, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fishykins, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, happiest place on Earth, hatchet wound, heaven’s door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poonanny, poonanners, pooners, poontang, poontang pie, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, snizz, snoo, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, xbox, yoni
"I tell ya Bob, there's nothin' quite like hot poonanners on a cold winter's day"
{bends Betty over the couch}
"Well, I'm inclined to agree with you Tom, but that's MY wife!"
"Haha, it sure is Bob...it suuuuuuuuure is"
{continues pounding away at Betty's exhausted poonanners}
Poonanners by pwnanners October 1, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008