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3 definitions by Scott Garrett

 
1.
When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping
Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).
by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006
 
2.
A person who persistently sends long and boring text messages to your phone when it would be much easier to just call
Scott:Hmmmm it would appear that rodoliver has sent me one to many text messages, he is quite the over-texter

Joe:Ah yes, I concur
by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006
 
3.
A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.

Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat
by Scott Garrett February 14, 2006