Conversation plough

To plough on with a conversational monologue thats stopped interesting anyone anymore.
Usually realised when, having finished your point, you are met with a silent room and you have killed the conversation

Person :....so once Id edited the fstab I got it to recognise the DVD Drive!

*silence*

Person: Conversation plough?

Room: yeah.

by Agarag March 29, 2009

Plough and Ciao

the act of pulling someone, going back for sex, and then doing a runner and having no intention of seeing the other person again

"yeah i shagged that girl last night, gave her the old plough and ciao"

"so are you going to see her again?
no, it was strictly a plough and ciao"

by gezzard November 27, 2011

Ploughing the Field

A phrase meaning to have the act of sexual intercourse with a woman, where the field is the lady parts and the plough is the gentleman parts.

Man 1, "I'm going."
Man 2, "Where?"
Man 1, "I'm off to go plough the field."
Man 2, "Dang! You be lucky in ploughing the field so often!!"

by Mozillo January 28, 2011

snow plough

To have intercourse with a woman after sprinkling cocaine on the genitalia to enhance the experience.

I got a load of coke on the end of my cock, rubbed it all over her pussy then slowly snow ploughed her. Absolutely fucking mindblowing!

by Charley Brown May 30, 2006

Ploughing the Diamond

A guy with a huge dick who is fucking, banging or having sex {he is separating the folds of the pussy (or the baseball diamond)}

MOCO is an expert at ploughing the diamond!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

plough the beanfield

The act of a lady pleasuring herself

That Claire is always in her room ploughing the beanfield. She just has to ask and I'll get out my pitch fork.

by Steven McCrory March 26, 2004

plough girl

Slut who is part of the bride's party at a wedding. Often having been 'ploughed' previously by one of the guests. (Or a Hyam)

I couldn't have been happier when I saw the plough girl face planting my crotch

by Ploughman July 1, 2015