She had a face like a plasterers radio.
by Rees October 20, 2004
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The mess created after a vigourous sex session or acrobatic masturbating
Ron - "Hey Joe by the third time we did reverse cowgirl her breasts had more splatter than a plasterer's radio"

Joe - "I bet she looked like a disabled ice-cream factory operative"

Ron - "No you tit, I said a plasterer's radio!
by The Rellie October 13, 2007
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i think my period has just started , would you mind going down to the shops and getting me a box of cunt plasters please
by dirtbox September 12, 2006
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Charlie plaster…. Where do we start with this one….. Charlie Plaster is the perfect definition of a slut, slosh pot, sket etc.

If it breathes it’s ready to breed, that’s how a Charlie Plaster will analyse his prey.

Always be cautious around a Charlie Plaster, one minute you’ll be fine, the next you’ll be needing therapy through a firm railing from the Plaster.
What’s that coming over the hill, it’s Charlie Plaster.. it’s Charlie Plasteeerrrr
by BDE17 October 7, 2021
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ejaculating on a face or ass quickly followed by a smack and gentle rubbing to create a marbled finished.

For more depth, let dry and repeat.
"I Venetian Plastered that ass last night."

"I really wanted to Venetian plaster her face, but I'm not sure we're at that level in our relationship, yet."
by Crystal24 October 19, 2014
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Damn bro, last night Jenny came over and left snatch plaster all over my sheets.
by Jack N. / Manny C October 16, 2006
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Semen that accidentally lands on a strand of hair, drying up and coating it, rendering it stiff.
Last night my boyfriend totally ruined my hairstyle and now big chunks are set in Plaster of Penis
by simikis October 1, 2007
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