Romantic term for love gravy
shot from the purple veined spunk pump.
He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.
Rich brown porridge issuing forth from the slimy sludge gates.
Jesus, that curry gave me bad bum gravy.
She had a face like a plasterers radio.
Consumer of arse nugget
s, eater of cakes cooked in the mud oven.
You see that Michael Barrymore? He's a scat muncher he is.
That Marc Almond is a right cocoa shunter.
Look at the Bruce and Jackies on that!
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