Rees's definitions

cocoa shunter

A choccy jockey, man who enjoys riding the choccy wizzway.

That Marc Almond is a right cocoa shunter.

by Rees October 20, 2004

Bum Gravy

Rich brown porridge issuing forth from the slimy sludge gates.

Jesus, that curry gave me bad bum gravy.

by Rees September 15, 2005

Bruce and Jackies

Two hard nips, see Bruce Lee and Jackie Chan.

Look at the Bruce and Jackies on that!

by Rees October 20, 2004

Bollock Yoghurt

Romantic term for love gravy shot from the purple veined spunk pump.

He shot his filthy bollock yoghurt all over her face.

by Rees October 20, 2004

Scat Muncher

Consumer of arse nuggets, eater of cakes cooked in the mud oven.

You see that Michael Barrymore? He's a scat muncher he is.

by Rees October 20, 2004

Plasterer's Radio

To be smattered in devil's porridge.

She had a face like a plasterers radio.

by Rees October 20, 2004