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The Plasmatics 

Although their "fame" lasted for a full 15 minutes, few bands entered rock & roll with such a crazy reputation as the Plasmatics did. Started by Rod Swenson, a porn film producer who wanted to be the next Malcolm McLaren, the Plasmatics were fronted by sex film "star" Wendy O. Williams, a muscular, raspy-voiced "singer" who generally wore next to nothing onstage. (Her most radical bit of fashion accessorizing consisted of covering her nipples with black electrical tape.) Almost as captivating was guitarist Richie Stotts, a tall, gangly geek who fancied garters and stockings and a blue mohawk; he also liked to smash his guitar against his head until he drew blood.
Playing the New York punk circuit, the Plasmatics became notorious for their extreme stage shows, which, early on, started with Williams firing blanks from a sawed-off shotgun and taking a chainsaw to a human dummy filled with stage blood, sending a spray of fake gore throughout the club and anticipating the fake carnage of GWAR by nearly a decade. The music, however, was another story: mostly sub-literate punk rock loaded with lots of quasi-sci-fi totalitarianism and consumer nightmares of unknown proportions that on record didn't work without the stage pyrotechnics, something Swenson and the Plasmatics understood completely as the stage shows quickly became more elaborate: cars were blown up, guitars were sawed in half (oddly, the dummy disappeared), equipment was set on fire -- it was a Beavis and Butt-Head wet dream come to life, although none of this translated into good record sales.

While Williams became something of a demi-celebrity in punk circles, especially after she was busted (and brutalized by police) in Milwaukee for "public indecency," the Plasmatics were all show and no substance. Jean Beauvoir, apparently on a quest for legitimacy, quit the band, and the focus became Wendy O. rather than the bunch of unknowns backing her up. After 1982's Coup D'Etat, Williams went solo, worked with Lemmy from Motorhead, and roped in Kiss's Gene Simmons to produce her album W.O.W. She made another solo LP, 1986's Kommander of Kaos, and that same year appeared in the movie Reform School Girls; after a 1989 Plasmatics reunion outing, Maggots: The Record, she made a few more acting appearances before essentially dropping from sight altogether during the early 1990s. On April 8, 1998, it was announced that Williams had committed suicide; she was 48.
A great band that wasn't understood by the public. They were so punk that it was impossible to describe them as that.
The Plasmatics by Freak Face May 9, 2005

The Plastics 

They're teen royalty. If North Shore was US Weekly, they would always be on the cover. That one there, that's Karen Smith She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English class last year. She asked me how to spell orange. And that little one?Thats Gretchen Wieners. She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel. Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone. Thats why her hair is so big. Its full of secrets. And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho bag but in reality she is so much more than that.
The Plastics are the best fucking part of Mean Girls

Monkey Plastics 

Cheap shoes, shoes that are made of inferior material. Shoes that are usually consisted mostly of plastic.
"Man, look at John with those monkey plastics on".

"My mom is supposed to be gettin me some new shoes, I hope they're not monkey plastics!"
Monkey Plastics by Jashobeam March 27, 2010

The Plastics 

Three to four (depending on the time) very mean high school girls that think they rule the school until a new girl arrives and beats them into the ground. Also, the leaser of the group gets hit by a bus.
We call those three 'The Plastics'
They're shiny, fake, and hard.
noun: a mythical hobbit-like creature with a very small penis.

synonym: suckantelope.
That guy on chatroulette flashing his peen looked just like Plasmatic.
Plasmatic by gillyfish July 13, 2011

fantastic plastics

Noun:
CD Turntables specifically Pioneer CDJ 1000's but can be used to describe any CDJ Player. Used in lieu of Wheels of Steel when referring to said CD Turntables.
I can get as drastic on the Fantastic Plastics as I did back in the day on the Wheels of Steel!
fantastic plastics by SeVere January 7, 2009

Plastics 

A bunch of high school girls who think they are awesome and everybody likes them. They think people call them plastic because they are beautiful and people love them but oftentimes it is just because they are wellknown fakes. Usually made up of fake blondes but may have one or two less popular exceptions.

This term was coined globally with the release of the movie "Mean Girls", which has become almost guidelines for how the "popular people" or "totally cool" groups act.
Girl: Man, I wish I could be one of the Plastics.
Otherone: Why, they are just losers who think they're better than everybody else.
Plastic: But I thought everybody likes us, we're just so awesome!
Girl: Oh ok, you're right.
Plastics by PinocchioNoLies January 29, 2009