A term referring to an asexual or celibate person, particularly in a derogatory context, derived from the asexual reproduction methods of plants.
Person 1: Oliver, why did you refuse to speak to your partner for the whole lesson?
Person 2: Because he fancies her...
Person 3: interjection Don't be ridiculous! Oliver's incapable of fancying anyone, he's a plant!
Person 2: Because he fancies her...
Person 3: interjection Don't be ridiculous! Oliver's incapable of fancying anyone, he's a plant!
by FactFinder May 4, 2014
by Captain John_smith July 15, 2006
1: V. To place incriminating evidence in a place likely to be found by the authorities.
2: N. A green organism, often leafy, popular for its ability to turn poisonous gasses into the popular hallucinagen, oxygen. These blobs of cells are well known for causing rashes, indegestion, death, and putting holes through the feet of unwary hikers. They are to be watched carefully for signs of rebellion.
2: N. A green organism, often leafy, popular for its ability to turn poisonous gasses into the popular hallucinagen, oxygen. These blobs of cells are well known for causing rashes, indegestion, death, and putting holes through the feet of unwary hikers. They are to be watched carefully for signs of rebellion.
Wanting to break my coke addiction and put an innocent man in jail for shits and giggles, I decided to plant seventeen kilos of my stash in in a stranger's house and call the police from a payphone.
by Shuffle September 14, 2005
But it really smells different here, like the air. The air is a lot more plantful...
©Mark,Nct127. 2019
©Mark,Nct127. 2019
by loudsadfunnysilent November 16, 2019
An imposter. You think they are the actual person, but they are not. They were sent to pretend they are the person you think they are, but ... they aren't. O_O
by One Eyed Butter Flied February 10, 2021
1: an organism of varying colors, may or may not have blossoms or bear fruit, has different ways to germinate or reproduce, usually by pollination by bees or birds.
2. someone who is paid to sit in a comedy show and laugh at every joke the comedian says, prompting others to laugh
2. someone who is paid to sit in a comedy show and laugh at every joke the comedian says, prompting others to laugh
1. You see that plant? that's Catnip, it's crack for cats!
2. That guy next to me, the one who keeps laughing, yeah, I think he's a plant.
2. That guy next to me, the one who keeps laughing, yeah, I think he's a plant.
by GamerGirlMGS May 10, 2009
by BigSoyYoBoy October 16, 2010